Elisabeth Expressions

September, 2009:

Elisabeth: Mommy, you're a really good cook! You can be the Chef.


Me: WOW! Thank you Elisabeth! And what will Daddy be?

Elisabeth: He can be the waitress.

Me (after wiping the grin off my face): And what will you be when you grow up, Miss Elisabeth?

Elisabeth: I will be a Doctor. No, a Dentistor.

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August 7, 2009:

Sydney, when you gwow up, you're gonna have BIG boobies sticking out!

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July 11, 2009:

Elisabeth: "Mom, close your eyes."

Me: "Okay, they're closed."

Elisabeth: "Did you close the ones in the back of your head too mom?"

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June 16, 2009:

"Charlie, when I get to heaven I'll know just which cat to look for, because there will be lots of gray cats, but you'll be the one with the gween eyes." **sniff sniff**

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Mom: What do you think heaven looks like?

Elisabeth: Well, heaven is on an cloud.

With chairs maybe.


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Elisabeth, age 3 (in a low grumbly voice) : "Fee, Fo, Five, Six, I smell the blood of an en-glish muf-fin!"